so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

knock knock come in

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

connor sucks

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