- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Knock knock. Come in.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

why?

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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