- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What is cold? Winter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Nock Nock It's open.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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