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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

That's not what she said.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Johan showering. . . AWK

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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