- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

This is a joke

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

guess what? chicken butt.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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