You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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save water shower with friends

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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