How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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