YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Sonic

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Is this where I type the joke?

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lol

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Penis

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Anti Joke

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