A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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women's rights.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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I lost my tractor.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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KKK

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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