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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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