terry stockton is straight

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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