- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Womens rights.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

guess what? chicken butt.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

terry stockton is straight

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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