What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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An atheist walks into a church

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A women president

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Woman rights.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Michael Brown

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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