Women have the right to vote.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

i can't stand cripple jokes

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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