Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Comedy.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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