Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Worst joke ever

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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