You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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