What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What's up brah brah

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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