So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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