- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

24

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

WNBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A walrus walks into a bar

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??