Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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liam buchan is gay !

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obama's promises

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Shit!

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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