Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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whoa there

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Anti Joke

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