Kelly Clarkson

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Comedy.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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