What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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drake

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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knock knock. come in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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