1+1 =? Too

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Justin Bieber got laid

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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