Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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dead battery come on down

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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i like tits

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Anti Joke

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