How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Butt Sex.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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hipsters

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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eloise dey.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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