- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

PUDDING

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

wood cant chuck wood

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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