Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

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