two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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