Justin Beiber

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Hippopatomous!

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Girls Basketball.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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