How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Dislike this.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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