The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Caramel Boing.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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