Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

black people

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Poop.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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