- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

a man makes a bad joke

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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