- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.