My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You having friends.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

I love pissing people off :P

what do you call a black chef glendon

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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