what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Okay, after this one then...

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Women's Rights

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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