If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

WNBA

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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