How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the man die? He was old.

sucks Syntax...

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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