- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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