There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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who's a slut... you're mom

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womens rights.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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