- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Religion.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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