- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Homo say what?

João Duarte reads this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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