- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Chuck Norris.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

learn. advance!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

I drive a 'rarri

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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