whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

your so fat. your fat!

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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