- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Your Mum is soo fat.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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