What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

if got a joke if fogot it

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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