Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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