What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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