Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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