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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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