Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

ejaculation JLR

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -17

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops